I read of Solicitor General Elena Kagan's impending United States Supreme Court nomination on Jewlicious.com, which informed me in the same article of the "totally unrelated news" that Mike Myers has been slated to be the voice of Shrek in the latest sequel coming out this summer.
Here is the photo they used to illustrate the news:
I suspect this is a huge prank. If Justice Kagan sounds vaguely like Dr. Evil during her questioning when the Court opens in October, my suspicions will be confirmed. You heard it here first.
In other news, Justice Ginsberg's self-esteem is higher than its been since she was 17.
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